Thursday, June 25, 2009

Raging Lesbian!

For some reason I've found it incredibly important recently to let the world know that I love women. Maybe it's a side-effect of talking about Master all the time (which I really can't help; he's almost all I think about). Every time I have a particularly hetero moment (ogling a hot guy; gushing over how awesome Master is; what have you), I have to resist the urge to say, "BTW I LOVE THE PUSSY," or something to that effect.

Unfortunately, the state I'm in right now isn't exactly the most gay-friendly. :( I have no idea where the gay district is! What am I gonna dooooooooo?

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